
Date: Thursday 19th March 2026
Euro session: 19:00 GMT
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This Thursday, we push deeper into Egon Tusk’s cosmic disaster‑portfolio as Crematomania settles into its mid‑wad stride with bigger maps, stranger ideas, and a mapper who clearly decided that consistency is optional.
We’ll be moving through labs the author barely remembers making, sewers where the monsters somehow navigate better than they should, a data center originally described as a “ball‑crusher,” a Twitter HQ fever dream rebuilt from a prototype, and a vault map the creator openly doesn’t trust. And just when things start to stabilize, we plunge into a volcanic base introduced with the immortal line: “WHAT THE F** EGON?!”* It’s all very normal.