Date: Thursday 12th March 2026
Euro session: 19:00 GMT
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Egon Tusk bought the UAC and Twatter in the same week, and shockingly it went badly. If that caught your attention, then you’ll probably want to check out this week’s installment of Thursday Night Survival.
A vault full of cash? Check.
A difficulty curve that politely says “no”? Absolutely.
Level names pulled straight from Elon Musk’s Twitter feed? Every single one.
Join us as we tour Hell’s newest family resort, packed with theme‑park mapping, fake ceilings, exploding locomotives, space whales, and even a Deep Space Nine runabout. Strap in for Part one (of three) Crematomania: Fortune, Fiends & a Space Odyssey—because if Egon can’t keep his companies, we can at least take his money.
